Blonde Jokes



Blonde Astronaut?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new
NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First,
they called the brunette in and asked her a question.

"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want
to go to and
why?"

After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to
go to Mars
because it seems so interesting with all the recent news
about possible
extra terrestrial life on the planet."

They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they
would get back to her.

Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked
her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to
Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they
would get back to her.

Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the
same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She
thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the
sun."

The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if
you went to
the sun you would burn to death?"

The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you
guys dumb? I'd go at night!"



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