Blonde Jokes

The Blonde Safety Net

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning
building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the
street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your
only chance to survive!"

The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket
away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the
Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the
Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with
Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The
firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on
the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again,
the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled
the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket
away!"

"Look," the Blonde says, "Nothing you say is gonna
convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So
what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away
from it . . ."