Misc Jokes

21 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"
incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear
yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by
themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that
it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the
shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and
then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

10. Meow occasionally.

11. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your
nose.

12. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the
side.

13. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce
"You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the
elevator.

14. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
other passengers.

15. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is
that your beeper?"

16. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

17. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red
buttons.

18. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal
space."

20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

21. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other
passengers.