Misc Jokes

The Mathematical and Logical Nuns

Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies.
One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and
the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
convent.

SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past
half-hour?

SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
the most.
What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is that we have
to start
walking faster.

SM: It is not working.

SL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only
obvious
thing to do. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow both of us. So, the
man decided to go
after Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
because
Sister Logical has not yet arrived. Finally, Sister Logical
arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell us what
happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man could not
follow both
of us, so he followed me.

SM: So, what happened? Please tell us.

SL: The only logical thing to happen. I started to run as
fast as I could.

SM: So what happened?

SL: The only logical thing to happen. The man also started
to run as fast
as
he could.

SM: And what else?

SL: The only logical thing to happen. He reached me.

SM: Oh, no! What did you do then?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister. What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his
pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can
run faster than a
man with his pants down.

ha ha ha... (and you thought it was dirty)