Misc Jokes

Trouble Getting on the Bus

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young
woman was
waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather
mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket. As the
bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became
aware that the skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come
up to the height of the first step on the bus. Slightly
embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking
that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to
discover that she still could
not do it. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and
for a second time attempted the step, and once again much to
her chagrin, she could not raise her leg because of the tight
skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again
unzipped the offending skirt to give her a little more slack
and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, the big Texan that was behind her in line,
picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on
the step of the bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned to the would be hero,
screeching at him, How dare you touch my body? I don't even
know who you are!

At this time the Texan drawled, Well Maam, normally I would
agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I
kinda figured that we was friends.