Misc Jokes

Angry Passenger

A crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was
rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He
slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to
be on this flight and it has to be
FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to
help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm
sure we'll be able to work something
out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I
am?"

Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her
public address microphone. "May I have your attention
please?" she began, her voice bellowing
throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the
gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him
find his identity, please come to the gate."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the
man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore,
"F___ you!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but
you'll have to stand in line for that, too."