Misc Jokes

Watson and Holmes Go Camping

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After
a good meal and a bottle of wine they were exhausted and went
to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful
friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you
see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me
that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions
of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter
past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all
powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I supect that we will have, a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you
idiot, Someone has stolen our tent!"