Misc Jokes

Super Granny!

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I
know how to use it! Get out of the car you scumbags !"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out
and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken,
proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car
and get into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her
why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or
five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police
station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore
himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of
the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car
jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than
5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large
handgun.