Misc Jokes

Freezing to Death

Two Women waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a
conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first woman asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first woman. "How does it feel to
freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second woman.
"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers
and toes. But eventually,it's a very calm way to go. You get
numb and you kinda drift off, as if you're sleeping. How
about you,how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first woman. "You see, I
knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at
home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him
alone, watching TV. I ran down to the basement, but no one
was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but
no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to
the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart
attack and died."

The second woman shakes her head. "That's so ironic," she
says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first woman.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both
still be alive."