Misc Jokes

Selecting a Samurai

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor
who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration
throughout the country that he was searching for one.

A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese
Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. The emperor
asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he
should be
head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a matchbox and out
popped a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops
dead on the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and
demonstrate. The Chinese Samurai also opened a matchbox and
out popped a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly
drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!"

The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he
should be head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a
matchbox and out popped a fly. His flashing sword goes
whoooooooossshhh whooooossshhh whooooossshh whooooossshhh. A
gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and
buzzing around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of
that, why is the fly not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not
intended to kill."