Misc Jokes

You Might Be an Engineer If . . .

You might be an engineer if...

choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or
upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.

you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the
engine room

in college you thought Spring Break was metal
fatigue failure.

the sales people at the local computer store can't
answer any of your questions

at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are
falling.

you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her
birthday

you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own
handwriting.

you comment to your wife that her straight hair is
nice and parallel.

you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do
the special effects.

you have saved every power cord from all your broken
appliances.

you have more friends on the Internet than in real
life.

you know what stands for.

you look forward to Christmas so you can put the
kids' toys together.

you see a good design and still have to change it.

you spent more on your calculator than you did on
your wedding ring.

you still own a slide rule and know how to use it.

you think that people yawning around you are sleep
deprived.

you window shop at Radio Shack

your laptop computer costs more than your car.

your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

you've already calculated how much you make per
second.

you've tried to repair a $5 radio.