Misc Jokes

Random Thoughts

1) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you are a mile
away from him and you have his shoes.

2) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation....

3) I believe five out of four people have trouble with
fractions.

4) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool
came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

5) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

6) What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of
bald men?

7) I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans.

8) I have found at my age, going braless pulls all the
wrinkles out of my face.

9) I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me. They
were cramming for their finals.

10) Employment application blanks always ask who is to be
notified in case of emergency. I think you should write "A
very good doctor."