Misc Jokes

It's Dark In Here!

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover
comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One
day the woman, while with her lover, hears a car in the
driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son.

Inside the closet, the little boy says,"It's dark in here,
isn't it?"

"Yes it is," the man replies.

"You wanna buy a baseball?"  the little boy asks.

"No thanks," the man replies.

"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little
extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after
considering the position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars," the
little boy replies.

"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but
complies to protect his hidden position.

The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again
when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her
lover in the closet with her little boy.

"It's dark in here, isn't it?"  the boy starts off.

"Yes, it is," replies the man.

"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.

"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his
disadvantage.

"Fifty dollars,"  the boy replies, and the transaction is
completed. The next weekend, the little boy's father says
"Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some
catch."  "I can't, Dad.  I sold them," replies the little
boy. "How much did you get for them?"  asks the father,
expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.  "SEVENTY-FIVE
DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church 
right now. You must confess your sin and ask for
forgiveness", the father explains as he hauls the child
away.   At the church, the little boy goes into the
confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says  "It's
dark in here, isn't it?"   "Don't you start that shit in
here..."  the priest says.