Misc Jokes

Then and Now

Then and Now (for those over 50)

Then: Killer weed
Now: Weed killer

Then: Elvis in the army
Now: Elvis in a UFO

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now: Getting a new hip joint

Then: Moving to California because it's cool
Now: Moving to California because it's warm

Then: Being called into the principal's office
Now: Storming into the principal's office

Then: Peace Sign
Now: Mercedes Logo

Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair

Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux

Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying President
Now: Fighting to keep the lying President

Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral

Then: The perfect high
Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

Then: Keg
Now: EKG

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your
parents
Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
Taylor

Then: Passing the driving test
Now: Passing the vision test

Then: The president's struggle with Fidel
Now: The president's struggle with fidelity