Misc Jokes

Three Labrador Retrievers

Three Labrador Retrievers

There are three Labrador retrievers itting in the waiting
room at the vet's a black lab, a brown lab and a yellow lab.
The black lab turns to the brown lab and says, "Why are you
here?" The brown lab says, "I'm a pisser. I piss on
everything. I pissed on my owners sofa, their carpets, their
drapes, but the last straw was when I pissed in the middle of
their bed." The black lab says, "What is the vet going to do
to you?" And the brown lab says, sadly, "Lethal injection."

Then the brown lab asks the black, "Why are you here?" The
black lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, I dig up
the flowers, the bushes. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets but the last straw was when I dug a big hole in my
owner's sofa." The brown lab says, "What's the vet going to
do to you?" And the black lab says sadly, "Lethal injection."

Then the black and brown labs turn to the yellow lab and
ask, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab says, "I'm a humper.
I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, the dining room
table, a fire hydrant. Whatever I see, I want to hump. Why,
last week, my owner had taken a shower and was drying her
toes and I couldn't help it, I just hopped on her back and
humped her." The black lab says, "So you're here for a lethal
injection, too?" "No, I'm getting my nails clipped."