Misc Jokes

Cornflakes

Little Timmy and Little Bobby go to visit their grandmother
in the country. They've been brought up in a fairly
ill-disciplined household and are prone to swear quite a bit.
Anyway after about a solid week of cursing and swearing their
grandmother can't take it anymore and goes to see her friend
Maude and get some advice. "What can I do about them
swearing?" says the grandmother, "As far as I'm concerned
there is only really one thing you can do," says Maude, "next
time they swear just hit 'em good and hard and they won't do
it again." "I can't do that!" says grandma, shocked at the
thought, "they're my grandchildren!" "Look," says Maude,
"It'll teach 'em a good lesson mark my words." Anyway Grandma
leaves and goes home. The next morning Timmy and Bobby go
downstairs to have breakfast. Grandma says to Bobby, "And
what would you like for breakfast?" To which Bobby replies,"
Give me some of them Fucking cornflakes!" Grandma lashes out
with this big swing and knocks Bobby clean out of his chair.
He sits on the ground looking shocked at his grandma. Next
Grandma turns to Timmy," and what would you like for
breakfast little Timmy?" Timmy looks at his brother and then
back to his grandmother and says, "I don't know but you can
bet your sweet arse it won't be fucking cornflakes!!"