Misc Jokes

Vegas Taxi Service

A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He
lost the shirt on his back and had nothing left but the
return half of his round trip ticket--If he could just get to
the airport he could get himself home. So he went to the
front of the casino where there was a cab waiting in line. As
they drove off he explained his situation to the cabbie and
promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him
his credit card numbers, his driver's license number, his
address, but to no avail. The cabbie pulled over and said
(adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't have fifteen
dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was
forced to hitchhike to the airport barely in time to catch
his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked
long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to
Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about
himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab
ride back to the airport. Well, who should he see out there,
at the back end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who
had refused to give him a free ride when he was down on his
luck. The businessman decided he would make the guy pay for
his lack of charity. The businessman got in the first cab
in line and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?"
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to
give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of
my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in
the long line and asked the same questions, with the same
result. When he got to his friend at the back of the line,
he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The
cabbie replied "Fifteen bucks." The businessman said "O.K."
and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long
line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up
sign to each driver. >