Misc Jokes

No Class in First Class

A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class
cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the
stewardess asks what they would like to drink.

"Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist," says the parrot.

The businessman orders a coke.

After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts yelling,
"Where's my drink?! Stop fooling around and give me my
drink!"

The stewardess runs to him with his glass, leaving the
businessman still thirsty.

Half an hour later the stewardess makes a second round. The
bird orders another Glenlivet and a Wall Street Journal. The
businessman asks for another coke.

Again, after a couple of minutes, the bird screams,
squawking, "You lazy bitch! Where is my drink!" The poor
woman nearly trips over herself getting the parrot his drink
and the newspaper.

The businessman still has nothing, and after ten more
minutes decides to take his cue from the bird. "Hey, bitch!
Will you bring me my damn coke?"

Out of nowhere the purser, the captain and two passengers
grab the businessman and the bird, open the hatch and throw
them out of the plane.

At 30,000 feet in the air the two fall side by side and the
parrot says to the terrified man, "Wow, that took a lot of
guts for a guy with no wings."