Misc Jokes

Unusual Air Currents

Two guys are at the top of the World Trade Center having a
drink at the bar. One guy says, "The air currents here are
just right that if you jump when you reach the 22nd floor
they will bring you right back to the top."

"No way," says the other guy.

The first guy says, "I'll prove it." He jumps and sure
enough at the 22nd floor the current brings him back up.

"I can't believe it," says the other guy.

"It does it every time," says the first guy and he jumps
again. Sure enough the currents bring him back to the top.

"I gotta try this," says the other fellow who jumps off and
splatters onto the sidewalk below.

As passer by looks up and says, "That Superman sure is an
asshole when he gets drunk."