Misc Jokes

This is the Pilot Speaking

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it
reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the
intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain
speaking. Welcome
to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.
The weather
ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight.
Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came
back on the
intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I
scared you
earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant
brought me a cup of
coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see
the front of
my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see
the back of
mine!"