Misc Jokes

The Magical Frog

Once upon a time, there was a magical frog in a magical
pond. One day, he decided to leave his magical pond and see
the world. He had never seen an animal before and came upon
a bear chasing a rabbit.

The magical frog granted them each 3 wishes.

The bear said, "I want all the bears except for me in this
forest to be female.

Then the magical frog asked the rabbit what he wanted and
the rabbit asked for a motorcycle.

For his next wish, the bear said, "I want all the bears in
the next forest to be female".

The rabbit then asked for a crash helmet.

For his final wish, the bear asked for all the bears in this
world except him to be female.

Finally, the magical frog asked the rabbit what his last
wish was.

The rabbit replied, "I want the bear to be gay."