Misc Jokes

Little Brother and the Keyhole

One night, a boy was awakened from his sleep by a noise
coming from his parents' bedroom. He got out of bed and crept
down the hall to their bedroom door and peeked in the
keyhole. He then rushed back down the hall to his 3 year old
brother's bedroom and woke him up. He took his little brother
down to Mom and Dad's bedroom door and lifted him up so he
could see in through the keyhole. Once his older brother let
him back down, the 3 year old turned to his big brother and
said "You know, I can't believe this is the same woman who
doesn't want me sucking my thumb."