Misc Jokes

Arthritis > > A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a
bus one day. > He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's
shirt was > stained, his face was full of bright red
lipstick, and he had > a half-empty bottle of wine sticking
out of his pocket. > > He opened his newspaper and started
reading. A couple of > minutes later, he asked the priest,
"Father, what causes > arthritis"? > > "Mister, it's caused
by loose living, being with cheap, > wicked women, too much
alcohol, and contempt for your > fellow man." > > "Well,
I'll be damned," the drunk muttered. He returned > to reading
his paper. > > The priest, thinking about what he said,
turned to the man > and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to come on so > strong. How long have you had arthritis?" >
> "I don't have arthritis, Father, but I just read in the >
paper that the Pope does." > >