Misc Jokes

Yugo v. Rolls Royce

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a
Rolls Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the
driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got
a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!"

The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly,
"Yes, I have a phone."

The driver of the Yugo said, "That's great man! Hey, you got
a TV in there? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my
Yugo!"

The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated by now, replied,
"Of course, I have a television. A Rolls Royce is the finest
luxury car in the world!"

The driver of the Yugo said, "Yes, a very cool car! Hey, you
got a bed in there? I got a bed in the back of my
Yugo!"

The driver of the Rolls, upset that he did not have a bed,
sped away and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly
ordered a bed to be installed in the back of his Rolls Royce.
The next morning, he returned to pick up his car, and the bed
looked superb. It came complete with silk sheets and a
brass-trimmed headboard. It was
clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce. So the driver of the
Rolls began searching for the Yugo. He drove around all day
and finally found the Yugo late that night. It was parked,
with all the windows fogged up from the inside.
He got out and knocked on the window of the Yugo. When there
wasn't any answer, he continued knocking and knocking
until finally, the owner of the Yugo lowered the window, and
stuck his soaking wet head out. "I now have a bed in the back
of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated
arrogantly.

The driver of the Yugo looked at him narrowly and said, "You
got me out of the shower to tell me THIS?!?!