Misc Jokes

Baseball in Heaven

Baseball in Heaven

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball
fans in America.

Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball
history in the winter, and they pored over every box score
during the season.

They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever
died first would try to come back and tell the other if there
was baseball in heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after
watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died
happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound
of Bob's voice from beyond.

"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.

"Of course it me," Bob replied.

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is
there baseball in heaven?"

"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you.
Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in
heaven, Earl."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad
news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."