Misc Jokes

You Might be a Redneck Jedi if . . .

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of
Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer
colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your
yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum
skeeters.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer
so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the force in conjunction with
fishing/bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over
to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense
electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
land-speeder.
* You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke
shorts.
* You have the doors of your X-wing fighter welded shut and
you have to get in through the window.
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba
the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to
Chewbacca.
* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with
redwood deck.
* You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the
cantina scene.
* If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your
uncle ..."