Misc Jokes

Two priests

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the
Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in
now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth
for about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it
be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle,
soaring above the Rocky mountains. "So be it," says St.
Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks,
"Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter? "No, I told you
the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what
you're doing. The week's a freebie. "In that case," says the
second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud.""So be it,"
says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells
St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any
trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be
easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies,
flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be
more difficult." "Why?" asketh the Lord. St. Peter answered,
"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."