Misc Jokes

Only in America . . .

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
of a skating rink...

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a
large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in
boxes in the garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe
the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and
"tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...