Misc Jokes

Circle Fly

During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly
that is circling around his head, and blurts out what kind of
damn fly is that anyhow. The traffic offender replies,
"that's a circle fly". The officer replies that he's never
heard of a "circle fly". The offender replies circle flies
are usually found circling around a horses ass. Enraged, the
police officer says, "are you calling me a horses ass?", to
which the traffic offender replied, "no sir, but you can't
fool a circle fly.