Misc Jokes

Pets In Heaven

A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter met the cat at the
gate and said, "Welcome. Is there anything you didn't have on
Earth that I can get for you, here in Heaven?".

The cat thought for a moment and said, "Yes, I always had to
sleep on a hard floor, could I get a warm soft bed?". St.
Peter arranged for it.

Next, four mice died and went to heaven. St. Peter asked the
same question, and the mice thought a moment and said, "Yes,
we were always running on Earth, could we get roller skates
here
in heaven?" St. Peter of course granted their wish.

About a month went by and St. Peter saw the cat and asked
how he liked his bed. The cat said, "I like it alot, but I
really enjoy those 'Meals on Wheels'".