Misc Jokes

The Aggie

A Texas Aggie and a farmer were walking through the farmer's
field one sunny afternoon when they came upon a sheep with
his head stuck through the fence, unable to extricate itself.

"Look at that poor sheep, he's stuck!" commented the Aggie.

"No he's not", said the farmer, " his head is caught in the
fence for a reason."

"What reason?" asked the Aggie.

"Well, let me show you" said the farmer and promptly pulled
down his pants and began to have furious sex with the sheep.

When he was finished the farmer further explained "We stick
their heads through the fence so they can't get away."

The aggie responds by saying, "I see. Well, that looks
really fun!"

The farmer says, "Would you like to try?"

The aggie responds with "I sure would!" and promptly sticks
his head though the fence.