Misc Jokes

Where Has All The Lipstick Gone?

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was
faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning
to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press
their lips to the
mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met
them there with the custodian. She explained that all these
lip prints were causing a major problem for the
custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To
demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors,
she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the
toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.