Misc Jokes

The Smuggler

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's
got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him
and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The
guard says, "We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike."

The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties
them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan
overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that
there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What
have you got?" "Sand," says Juan. The guard does his thorough
examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but
sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the
border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every day for three
years.

Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets
him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling
something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think
about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are
you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, (Adopt a Speedy
Gonzales type Mexican Accent.) "Bicyles! I can't believe you
protecting the borders."