Misc Jokes

Fly and Manure

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he
happened on a pile of
fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours
since his last meal,
he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate.
Finally, he decided he
had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten too
much though, and could
not get off the ground. As he looked around wondering what
to do now, he
spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. He climbed
to the top of the
handle and jumped off, thinking that once he got airborne,
he would be able to
take flight. Unfortunately, he was wrong and dropped like a
rock, splattering
when he hit the floor.

Moral of the Story:

Never fly off the handle when you're full of shit.