Misc Jokes

SHHHHH!

Shhhh!

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his
employees about an urgent problem with one of the main
computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was
greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?". Feeling put
out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the
boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?". "Yes.", whispered the
small voice. "May I talk with him?", the man asked. To
the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No.".
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mommy there?". "Yes.", came the answer. "May I talk
with her?". Again the small voice whispered, "No.".
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be
left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a
message with the person who should be there watching over the
child. "Is there any one there besides you?", the boss
asked the child. "Yes", whispered the child, "A
policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his
employees home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the
policeman?". "No, he is busy.", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?", asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and
Mommy and the Fireman.", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded
like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss
asked, "What is that noise?". " A hello-copper.",
answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?",
asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice
the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper!". Alarmed, concerned and more than just a
little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?".
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a
muffled giggle, "They are looking for me!".