Misc Jokes

Four guys, a Russian, a Cuban, an American, and a Lawyer
were on a train. The Russian took out a bottle of Vodka,
pours himself a drink, drinks it, then throws the bottle out
the window and says, "Back in Russia we have the finest
Vodka, and we have so much of it that we can afford to throw
it away. The other three are very impressed. Then, the
Cuban lights up a Cuban Cigar, takes one puff, then throws it
out the window and says, "Home in Cuba we have the finest
cigars, and wee have so many of them that we can afford to
throw them away." The other three are very impressed.
Suddenly, the American gets up and silently throws the lawyer
out the window.