Misc Jokes

How Will You Pay For This?

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for
coronary surgery.

The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained
consciousness,
he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed.
"Mr. Smith,
you're going to be just fine," the nun said while patting
his hand. "We
do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your
stay here. Are
you covered by insurance?"

"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.

"Can you pay in cash?"

"I'm afraid I can't, Sister." "Do you have any close
relatives, then?"

"Just my sister in New Mexico," replied, "but she's a
spinster nun."

"Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied. "They
are married
to God."

"Okay," the man said with a smile, "then bill my
brother-in-law."