Misc Jokes

Flying Turtle

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly.

After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into
the air waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily into
the ground with a hard knock on his shell. After recovering
his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps
again, and knocks the ground heavily again.

The little turtle persisted again and again while a couple
of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, watched the turtle
with pain.

Suddenly the female bird says to the male, "Hey dear, I
think it's time to tell our little turtle he is adopted."