Misc Jokes

The Bus Ride

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said:
"That`s the ugliest baby I`ve ever seen." In a huff, the
woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle
seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her
sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me" she fumed. The man sympathized
and said: "Why, he`s a public servant and shouldn`t say
things to insult passengers." "You`re right" she said. "I
think I`ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That`s a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your
monkey."