Misc Jokes

Cowboy Attire Explained

A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather
vest, leather
chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, "Mr. Cowboy, why do
you wear
that big hat?"

The cowboy replied, "Well, son, the big hat protects me from
hot sun and
driving rain, and at night I put it over my face when I
sleep on the
range, so it protects me then, too."

"Why do you wear that leather vest?"

"It also helps to keep the weather off me, and it has
pockets where I
can keep my valuables."

"Well, why do you wear leather chaps?"

"They protect my legs when I'm driving my horse through
mesquite and
cactus."

"Well, Mr. Cowboy," the kid finally asked, "Why do you wear
sneakers?"

"That's so somebody won't think I'm a damn truck driver."