Misc Jokes

First Words

The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One
afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his
mother and said, "Soup's cold."

His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long
to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a
thing. Why haven't you spoken before?"

The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now,
everything's been okay."