Misc Jokes

The Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama walked everywhere, to the point that his feet
became extremely thick and hard. He was also, obviously,
quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not fasting, he
did not eat much and thus became quite thin and frail.
Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad
breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . . Super
calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitotis.