Misc Jokes

Yugo Humor

YUGO HUMOR

Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo? A. Fill the tank
with gas! (If it can still hold liquid.) A. If not, put a
gallon of milk in the back seat.
~~~ What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris? - A
Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds. - A Yugo can go
from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds. Actually, a Yugo CAN accelerate as
fast as a Ferarri, if you give it a fast enough running
start, so it clears the cliff's edge...
~~~ Q. How do you fix a broken Yugo? A. 1) Lift off
the radiator cap. 2) Push off cliff. 3) and drive brand-new
one underneath radiator cap. (30-mile/3-day warranty
included!) ~~~ A man entered
an auto parts store... Man: "I need a windshield wiper
blade for a Yugo." Clerk: "Well, only if you throw $20 into
the trade." ~~~ Q. Why does a
Yugo have rear a window defroster? A. To keep your hands warm
as you push it. ~~~ "The
Oakland Police captured two men in their Yugo last night.
The men are being held as suspects in the city's first
push-by shooting." ~~~ Q. What
comes with every Yugo User's Manual? A. The bus schedule.
~~~ Yugos are now much safer and
come standard with an air bag. When you sense an impending
accident, start blowing *real fast.*
~~~ Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big
hill? A. A miracle!