Misc Jokes

WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY . . .

WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY . . .

Can't we just be friends. There is no way in hell I'm going
to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again.

I just need some space. Without you.

Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in
awhile.

No, pizza's fine You cheap slob!

I just don't want a boyfriend right now. I just don't want
YOU as a boyfriend right now.

I don't know, what do you want to do? I can't believe that
you have nothing planned.

Come here. My puppy does this too.

I like you, but . . . I don't like you.

Of course I love you. Just not in that way.

You never listen. You never listen.

We're moving too quickly. I'm not going to sleep with you
until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

I'll be ready in a minute. I'm ready, but I'm going to make
you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I'll pay for myself. I'm just being nice: there is
no way I'm going dutch.

Oh Yes!!!! Right there. Well near there; I just want to get
this over with.

I'm just going out with the girls. We're going to get sloppy
and make fun of you and your friends.