Misc Jokes

An Elephant Never Forgets

A man recently bought a bull elephant for 50 grand. He
decided to make big bucks out of the elephant. He trained the
elephant not to jump no matter what then he set up a
challenge to make the elephant jump. The prize money was 10
grand. To play this game, the challenger must pay 1 grand to
the guy before playing. Lots of people came and tried all
sorts of tricks to make the elephant jump but without
success. Until the a guy show up and decided to take up this
challenge. He paid the elephant owner 1 grand and went to his
car and took out a golf club. He held the club behind him and
walked around the elephant. After walking around the elephant
a few times, he stopped right behind the elephant. He raised
his club and swung as hard as he could right smack between
the elephant's hind legs. Being a bull elephant, it leaped
twenty feet into the air and landed with a crash. The
elephant owner, disgusted with the elephant's performance,
paid the guy with the golf club his 10 k. After that, the
elephant owner decided to create another challenge. The prize
money was now double but so was fee required to pay. This
time, the challenge was to make the elephant shake it's head.
Again, lots of people came to make the elephant shake it's
head and they all failed until the same guy with the golf
club came again. He paid the elephant owner 2 grand and once
again took out his golf club. Once again, the guy with the
golf club walked aroung the elephant. This time, he stopped
in front of the elephant. "Hello." The guy said. "Remember
me?" The elephant nodded. "Remember this golf club?" The guy
asked, showing the elephant his glof club. The elephant
nodded. "Remember what I did to you the last time?" The
elephant nodded nervously. Then the guy said "DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO IT AGAIN?!"