Misc Jokes

The Australian Way

An Irishman sat down at the bar and ordered a Guiness. "Is
that Jesus over there?" he asked.
"Yes" said the barman.
"Well give the man a Guiness" he said.
A little while later an American walked in, sat down beside
the Irishman and ordered a bourbon. "Is that Jesus over
there?" he asked.
"Yes" said the barman.
"Give the man a bourbon" he said.
A little while later an Australian walked in, sat down
beside the American and ordered a beer. "Is that Jesus over
there?" he asked.
"Yes" said the barman.
"Well give the man a beer" he said.
After He had finished His drinks, Jesus walked up to the
Irishman, touched him on the shoulder and thanked him for the
drink. The Irishman's withered arm was immediately cured.
Jesus then walked over to the American, touched him on the
head and thanked him for the drink. "Thanks" said the
American "I've had a blinding migraine for the last 20 years
and instantly it's gone".
Jesus then walked toward the Australian.
"Don't touch me " the Australian said, " I'm on workers
comp".