Misc Jokes

One Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty
girl asked, "I
want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it
cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk
quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old
man standing
beside her.

"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.