Misc Jokes

Nothing to Worry About

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a
passenger looked out the window. "Good Lord!" he screamed,
"One of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left
their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was
rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on
the other side. The passengers were in a panic now, and even
the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then,
standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from
the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to
worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of
the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot
calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed
several packages from under the seats and began handing them
to the flight attendants. Each crew member attached the
package to their backs.

"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "Aren't those
parachutes?" The pilot confirmed that they were. The
passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing
to worry about?"

"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded.
"We're going to get help."