Misc Jokes

Seeing Eye Dog

There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a
Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy
with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get
something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't
go in there. We've got dogs with us." The guy with the
Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over
to the restaurant, the one with the Doberman Pinscher puts on
a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.. A man at
the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed." The guy with
the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my
seeing-eye dog." The man at the door says, "A Doberman
Pinscher?" He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're
very good." The man at the door says, "Come on in." The guy
with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a
pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The man at the
door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with the
Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye
dog." The man at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" The guy with
the Chihuahua says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"