Misc Jokes

Signs You Have Had Too Much of the 90's

1. Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web site.

2. When every commercial on television has a web-site
address at the bottom of the screen.

3. You cannot remember when the only choices you had in
coffee were regular and decaf.

4. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner
is ready and he emails you back "What's for dinner."

5. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
of 3.

6. You own a sport utility vehicle and you live where it
doesn't even snow.

7. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.

8. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or
debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

9. You can't change your hairstyle until your favorite
television personality does.

10 On Friday you know there are only two working days left
until Monday.

11 You have to back to the office to finish working after
your OWN holiday party.